Little spoons don't ask big questions
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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