Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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