you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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