grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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