As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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