sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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