If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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