the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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