I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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