Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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