Sry I called you an 8
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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