they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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