i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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