I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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