my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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