Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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