Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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