the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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