she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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