i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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