the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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