Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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its like you know when i get waxed
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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