I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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