I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
