Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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