VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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