Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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