I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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