no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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