On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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