It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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