Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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