Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
nutella sex= disaster
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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