During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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