you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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