she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The adults are the big ones right?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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