Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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