oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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