Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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