i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it's like iHOP with fire
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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