who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
then he tried to convert me to islam
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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