Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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