are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Welp...herpes.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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