he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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