saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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