Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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