I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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