Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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