rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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