brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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