I just pynch a tree in the face
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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