walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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