i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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