I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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