Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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