Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize
