no, he came in my armpit
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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